No Epiphanies Here

Piccadily Circus

2008-11-18T16:48:00.003+04:00

for those of you who dont know,
piccadilly circus is in london.
and there arent actually that many
pidgeons there. But i guess it depends
on your personal definiton of "many."
And also, what pidgeons mean to you.

For many people reading this, you will
have absolutely no idea what pidgeons
mean to me. They are not birds.

But to my close friends, my dear ones.
You know what im talking about.
And that im not crazy.
And that the correct spelling is actually:
Pidguns.

I love you.

Bamboo Shoots Me. Ouch!

2008-09-14T21:29:00.002+05:00

Is it so wrong to eat bamboo shoots
when pandas are at risk of extinction
and have only one source of nutrition?
But they taste so good!

No wonder those pandas eat them all
to themselves. The fat bastards.
Hahaha, no, i love pandas really.
They are cute, but i bet if you attempt
a bamboo heist they will tear us apart :O

VENGEANCE

Who cares about a hadron collider
and potential holes in the space/time fabric
when there are vengeful pandas around
wanting their bamboo back.

And for the fools who thought that
KUNG FU PANDA
was a jolly film created
by the hilarious legend Jack Black.
How sadly mistaken you are.
Yes, Po is the chosen one.
The chosen one to destroy the human race!

Fear for your lives,
sleep with one eye open.
For pandas in the night.

"I want my fucking bamboo back, bitch."

Searching For A Purpose

2008-09-13T20:12:00.003+05:00

As soon as i switched of my internet modem,
i realised i hadn't blogged or written for her,
so in an act of total devotion;
i reached back down for the switch
despite my throbbing head protesting,
to write for the last time today
and tell her everything.Feeble attempts at poetry. Lol.
And a bit of a lie, because i'm not going to
tell her everythingjust yet.

I'm saving that for a special day <3
But for now I will just write that I miss her smile
and the way she laughs. It's infectious tehehe.
She's a fresh cup of coffee XD Moving on. I
s the hardest thing to do. Hahahaa ok seriously.
Moving on, today was my first day back at school!
It was so much fun, you'd be surprised at how
incompetent missing a week of math lessons
can make you become. Polynomials.

And the new english teacher is not a beast
as everyone describes her to be.
She just doesn't like fish that are alive.

I think the new year comes with a bonus deal
of fresh starts. Old friends are coming back to me
and possibly and old love.
But love is too complicated to write about
if you know what it really is.
For me it is comme the riddle,
"If a tree falls in the forest,
but there is no one around to hear it,
does it make a sound?"

Well of course it does, but no one
can prove it. You know something
is happening but have no base to
acknowledge it. Maybe we don't have
the right to acknowledge it.

Well, love is trying.
And for now, i can live without trying.
Just fulfilling life's' mundane requirements
is enough for me.

Eternal Damnation Really Is As Good As It Sounds

2008-09-12T16:08:00.007+05:00

I'm not crazy, it's just these meds that I'm taking.

One known side-effect is restlessness.
Thats a soft word for Insomnia.

I haven't slept for the past 24 hours,
and I feel weary but have no need to sleep.
And I've had only one cup of coffee, and one cigarette.
(Thank you Ed for the Malboro Menthols, you rock! <3)>me.
Blissful as it may be, it takes up 1/3 of a whole day.
And for you sleepy heads out there, it consumes more.
Yesterday I accomplished several feats that would normally
take me weeks to complete. This is because
I didn't waste time sleeping.
Even during a normal life span,
the number of hours being concious would be Tripled!
If only we did not possess the futile need of sleep.
Sleep. Is it a restoration process of energy,
or a waste of energy
that we cannot harness while unconcious??

I dream of a being that has a reliable source of input energy
that does not include sleep or rest
with a 100% effiecient output energy.
NO! Robots are not !00% efficient!! :@
The answer is simple, my darlings.
blood+eternal damnation=perfect beings
Can anyone say, Edward Cullen?

AND i rest my case.

Blogging Experience? No Way!!

2008-09-12T04:33:00.001+05:00

My first blog, how exciting!

Well i know blogs are intended to be read by other people.
But to be honest this is for my personal amusement,
and as the dashboard says; you will find No Epiphanies Here.
Just dry sarcasm that sometimes passes off as humour.

Stupid american dictionary, telling my that humour is spelt without a 'u'
It isn't and never will be- there's nothing wrong with the letter 'u' anyway, huh?!
Now the letter 'y' is a letter to despise.
Which is why i spell my name without a 'y'
opting for the preferable 'ie'

Golly, im ranting again. Whoops.
I'll focus on happy chemicals instead.

I'm finally back in Oman!
After hauling 100 fererro rochers from london heathrow hahaha.
I didn't mind because they smelled of coconuts! xx
So glad to see my good friends again, and i have great news.

Wifey arrives in a weeks time! Wahahaha
Sweet, sweet joy shall enter my life once again.

I'm going to focus on making my blog aesthetically pleasing;
although i should be doing the 9 pages of PE thats due on monday
and i was supposed to have done over summer. A daunting task
that is thwarted once again by my procrastinating skills.
Yes, fear my extensive vocabulary.

PENIS!